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Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.

The Onion

Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.

MIDDLE EAST—The U.N. has issued a strongly worded thingy denouncing someone or something having to do with the vicious suicide whatevers that tore across some city this week.


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