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All Seven Deadly Sins Committed At Church Bake Sale

GADSDEN, AL-The seven deadly sins-avarice, sloth, envy, lust, gluttony, pride, and wrath-were all committed Sunday during the twice-annual bake sale at St. Mary's of the Immaculate Conception Church.