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King of Plain!!!


Before my office invested in a Keurig, I showed one of my new co-workers what I do in the unlikely event of a coffee shortage. Figuring myself to be much smarter than my predecessors, I told the newbie that I kept a spare container of coffee in the freezer; I instructed her in the fine ways of measuring out just the right amount of coffee to accommodate a 12 cup carafe. Seven heaping tablespoons of coffee = one 12 cup carafe. Not anymore, not any less! That's right, no one makes a better cup of coffee than I!!!


Wow.



I'm boring.



...there's a little black spot on the Sun, today...


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