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Oh noes!!!

So, I'm having dinner with my roomies at one of our favorite Mexican restaurants when I just remembered that a few family members of Dragonmarks took a recent trip to Egypt! There was a lull in the conversation and I decided to bring up the recent unrest taking place in said African nation.


Me: Hey Dragonmarks, when your parents left Egypt, was there a large, Michael Bay inspired explosion at their backs to convey how dangerous it was?
Dragonmarks: (Dragonmarks turns to me with a mild glint of ire in his eyes; his wife falls silent)My parents are still there and I haven't spoken to them in 24 hours.
Me: ...

Shit!

Oh-my-god-dude-is-everything-cool-I'm-so-sorry-Me-and-my-big-mouth-Why-am-I-so-parched-Where's-our-server-I-could-use-some-water-Fuck-it-where's-the-exit-I-should-leave!

Flee!!!

Update: Dragonmarks's parents are back in the states safe and sound. In other news, I'm such an idiot.


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