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Nation's Blacks Creeped Out By All The People Smiling At Them

Once again, the Onion does not disappoint.

 
 

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via The Onion on 2/16/09

WASHINGTON—"Obama gives a speech and it's like my team just won the Super Bowl. I didn't even vote for him. I'm a Libertarian," said Chicago native Jarell Brown.

 
 

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