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Good Mourning

I'm not a morning person, never have been. From as far back as I can remember, I've never really been the type of person to roll over and bed, feel the sun kiss my face, hear the birds sing, wake up to the sound of an alarm clock and think, "today's the best day of my life!". I'm usually the other guy; deep in slumber, sawing logs (like all snorers, I've never had the distinguished privilege of hearing the sweet, melodic sounds of my nocturnal singing performances) I've got a my drapes closed @ all times, birdsongs are overrated (it's like they're phoning it on or something; a total lack of originality!), the alarm clock goes off. I placed it across the room on purpose; that way I'll have to get out of bed.

I throw a shoe @ it.

This morning was different. I rolled over and felt the sun caress my face like a lover I lost ages ago, heard the beautiful chirp chirp chirp-ing of a mother bird and her young, jumped out of bed, stretched and felt like a new man. Something was...different. And that's when I noticed the read out on my VCR: 9:20!!! My alarm didn't go off!!! I overslept by 3 hours!!!

Oh sh*t!!!

I run like a man on fire. I run like a man on fire every morning. Normally, I oversleep by 2 hours.

http://www.jibjab.com/

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Anonymous said…
Yikes, did you get in trouble?
6:26 AM
Anonymous said…
Hmm, what is jibjab.com? My work computer won't let me go there due to "Malicious and obscene" content. Can't wait to go home and surf to it.
9:14 AM
Anonymous said…
No, I didn't get in trouble. I finally went to the sight. I guess George Bush in a leather and chains outfit is considered obscene. What a funny animation. Wish I had the time to create funny flash movies.
5:58 AM
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