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The Primary Difference Between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

This is gross. This is vile. This is disgusting. And I'm posting it 'cause I laughed until I cried! For the record, I HEART Miracle Whip! And, if that makes me wrong, I don't wanna be right! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

 
 

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