my time on terra firma

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This is gross. This is vile. This is disgusting. And I'm posting it 'cause I laughed until I cried! For the record, I HEART Miracle Whip! And, if that makes me wrong, I don't wanna be right! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!     Sent to you by tony via Google Reader:     The Primary Difference Between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip via The Oatmeal - Comics, Quizzes, & Stories by Matthew Inman on 6/20/11 A comparison of two condiments. View     Things you can do from here: Subscribe to The Oatmeal - Comics, Quizzes, & Stories using Google Reader Get started using Google Reader to easily keep up with all your favorite sites    

Of course! Why not???     Sent to you by tony via Google Reader:     Man Eludes Police Surveillance by Taking off the Prosthetic Leg to Which Officers Had Attached an Electronic Monitoring Device via Neatorama by John Farrier on 8/29/11 We often post stupid criminal stories here at Neatorama. This isn't one of them. No, this fellow was most cunning. Christopher Lowcock wrapped up his prosthetic leg in bandages. When private contractors hired by the police attached an electronic monitoring device to him, they wrapped it around the false leg. Then Lowcock took it off whenever he needed to move about town without being traced: Lowcock could then simply remove his leg – and the tag – whenever he wanted to breach his court-imposed curfew for driving and drug offences, as well as possession of an offensive weapon. A second G4S officer who went to check the monitoring equipment also failed to carry out the proper test. Managers became suspicious last month...

I'm not the biggest fan of Dane Cook, but I think that he nailed this one!